tiny_hedgehog

Sometimes at birth.

“My colostomy bag.”

Thanks for explaining the Bunny.

I don’t know who Bunny is and why he’s bad, but I believe a steaming pile of faeces embodies America’s value better than Trump.

It’s definitely a froth-worthy game. But I played it way back when it came out in 2002. I think nostalgia plays a big role in my enjoyment of it.

Same low pric… (the end of that line always seems cut off to me).

Sniff It smells like birch up in here.

I will be the first to admit that I am a dumb dumb.

I had to read this headline once. Then twice. Then a third time, really slowly, to actually parse its meaning. After doing that, I was fed up with the article already so didn’t read it.

Laughs in Penguin

There’s no polite way to say this, so I’ll say it like this:

This is fucking pathetic.

Literally the only way to do this is fire the first 3 or 4 levels of upper management.

I looked at the repo but I still don’t know what this is. Is it a game? Is it something else?

Reminds me of that Michael Scott quote:

When I retire, I- I don’t want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back. I want it to be, like “Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?” “Um, well, I don’t know. It was anonymous.” “Well, guess what.” That was Michael Scott." “But it was anonymous. How do you know?” “Because I’m him.”

I don’t know. The Donald Trump Home for the Mentally Insane has a nice ring to it.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s not be unreasonable. That’s a god given right, that is.

I bet he named the Daddy Long Legs too.