tankfox

It’s so simple to solve though, just have the track squirt up a bit of fog machine smoke each time it runs and tell him it’s steam powered again. What is he going to do, go check? Just lie, that’s our culture now, just lie about it.

it’s also very very easy for greenland to let them invest all the money they want there and then just fly a drone up the tailpipe, over and over and over. It takes years to set this up and one night to burn it back down again.

I’M GOING TO NEED A PERFECTLY SPHERICAL BLADDER IN A HARD VACUUM

Laminar flow means exceptionally smooth and directional without any turbulence or spray, so this would make sense if you visited a bathroom that was spotlessly clean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Hyc3MRKno

You might need a few stitches bruh

You should try a twist tie, wrench it shut like it’s bread you want to actually keep fresh instead of just twisting it up and tucking it under the loaf like most men do. See what happens!

The optimal genitalia for urination has zero length. Imagine a frictionless laminar flow from a razor edged hole in your torso!

I need to put this on a fridge magnet

My preferred method is to take a strong fan and put it inside a cardboard box with a hole cut just big enough for the fan to eject air from the box and make a vacuum. Then you simply need one filter big enough to cover the top of the box, not four filters, it still works great!

Squirrel cage style fans are typically going to be more effective at making a pressure differential too just because of the shape. A good strong floor fan, the kind for drying out puddles, is absolutely fantastic for this.

Beyond that a good N95 mask will do wonders for making life more bearable while out in public! They really do manage to scrub out a lot of the particulates if you get a good fit and they come in cool colors these days.

Are you Hubert J. Farnsworth? Because you speak in his voice!