It’s more like a game of 4-D chess being played by two of the stupidest nepo-babies on Earth.

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Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

👍 💯

The fact it’s not called “antomolgoy” is a tragically wasted opportunity.

He says what we’re all thinking!

Meanwhile, “Bare with me” means that the local nudist colony has a referral program.

🙏

I was talking to someone the other day who was really gung-ho about carbon capture technology. I listened patiently, and then asked: “You mean like trees?” Which set him off talking about using genetically modified algae for carbon capture, which is a neat idea, I guess, but the impression I got was that there’s just no money in planting more trees so he wasn’t interested in them.

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

It’s funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.