I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Get me on the court and I’m trouble,

Messed around the other day and got a wizard double.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

🙏

Please, Hank Cocaine is my father. Call me Hank Dank.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

Centuries later, little has changed!

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

“Why are you talking about that? You can’t talk about that! Biden isn’t in charge anymore, we’re all done talking about that!”

http://archive.today/2025.03.10-094105/https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-privately-fuming-after-king-charles-makes-other-leaders-feel-special-too/

Stay gold, Ponyboy. (Wow, that name aged strangely.)

Steady on.

It’s like that child who pouts because he doesn’t get presents on his brother’s birthday.

Leave the gay planes alone!

Oh dear, one of Trump’s rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.