Ain’t no way I would pass my driver’s license with parallel universe parking.

Driving instructor: Ok park in that parking spot.

Me: I can’t a car is already in it.

Driving instructor: judgmentally writing it down.

Maybe but tomonobu itagaki Fucks.

I always assumed he was shaking a spear, this has got to be some kind of historical revisionist bs.

From Pluto’s point of view it hasn’t even been a whole year yet.

There are florda women too? How progressive.

Has something changed?

The problem was the many safety failures and the fact that it might not have been genetically engineered but released as a test that couldn’t be tracked back to them.

Turns out it almost certainly came from a lab In Wuhan China, that is barely even a conspiracy theory anymore just politically uncomfortable soooo, we could have if we wanted to and we didn’t…

Aktacualy those are hooks the meme is bait for saying the hooks are bait which makes them bait … Cary on.

Get a couch cushion and about a hundred pillows.

No, the economy doesn’t work as it’s intended, even assuming the cynical take, bubbles, inflation, recession, excessive debt, none of those are good for anyone not even the Rich, there are people who exploit it but it is not good for them either it’s more making the best out of a bad situation.

$4,000,000,000,000÷4,000,000 = $1,000,000 literally we could turn all starving people into millionaires if we could live without an iPhone. I guess technically we would have to move the people in those fields to production or logistics or whatever but since the US creates 130 billion extra meals a year I don’t actually think we would have to.

Ma’am before you said that I had already started to convert to a flat earther our education system thanks you.

Glad someone got it and the math works out I was watching something on it literally yesterday. Assuming I phrased everything correctly, it’s just the standard spacetime diagram rearranged.

What? Light doesn’t have speed, speed would imply some sort of relative movement that would require something like 3 spatial dimensions but even then everything would move at the same “speed” if you add up the dimensions the real question is why are you moving through space? And that gets into causality and a bunch of other God stuff you wouldn’t be interested in.

Looks like a bunch of triangles to me

Hmm, red makes it go faster so you kill more people faster but they don’t suffer as long but blue gives you better team mates in matches… wait is this competitive trolley slaughter? I wasn’t expecting to need a team I guess I’ll choose blue because they will be carrying.

Understandable, but why is the moon a big poopy butt munch?

If I’m reading this correctly and I am confident I am, we are now required to take notes when with a woman and as she tends towards a Big O we have to note the limiting factor for why she never reaches it. Reasonable but why is it impossible to make a woman reach orgasm? NVM, just realized it’s because the argument function tends towards Infinity.

Since the book literally does that to the book itself I suppose so.