You’re telling me women don’t like vibrators.

Leave it to humans to build a robot for the purpose of lynching it.

We don’t deserve Earth.

My work laptop is fine except for how the Windows key fell off randomly after 6 months.

all motorized personal vehicles and their attendant infrastructure should be eliminated

I live in New Jersey, so

Nuff said.

What a beta

No it isn’t.

Republicans are fascist, eugenicist, lead-addled dementia patients with no regard for human life outside their immediate families and even then only to the degree that they can be exploited. Their core values are narcissism and personal greed.

Democrats are performatively-compassionate cowards who are terrified of change and value avoiding conflict above anything else. Their core values are looking outwardly like they give a damn and not being yelled at by anybody.

The two are incredibly distinct from one another.

I am posting negative things about ICE online.

My name is Fuckice Suckmyballs and I live at 666 Gotohell Street.

Yes. Suture up that corpse.