*Blyat-jack.

Each and every one of those fuckers looks like they’re in a retail store about to demand to speak to someone’s manager.

It’s an Ethernet port. For some reason Apple decided <···> is the glyph to use for that.

Bob’s Burgers doesn’t really do MacFarlane-style “LOL we’re a cartoon” meta stuff.

Urban Dictionary from 2007 disagrees.

I don’t know.

Shout-out to my fellow 1980s kids who played the first Final Fantasy and named their Black Mage character “ORKO” because it just felt right.

Time for some traditional Moldovan epic victory music!

I’m pretty sure that’s the telephone number of a flat in Islington where I once went to a party…

Also, “dude” will still be “dude” in another 40 years while “bruh” will have faded from the lexicon and been replaced by a succession of a couple dozen other things.

• https://stallman-report.org

The storm in Life Is Strange was hella intense.

Reminds me of when the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros 3 added thunder and lightning to the background of the Koopa airships. It may have been the coolest upgrade to the whole vibe of that game.

At Elon’s Tesla robots are secretly humans, and at Elon’s Twitter human users are secretly bots.

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AMD and Intel are well-matched competitors right now except for AMD having some money.

I want you to know this is the first comment on here which sparked my “I have to give this comment gold” itch left over from the old place. Nicely done!

Vacuuming is too out of character, you need to get under the sink and do some plumbing.

EDIT: Scratch that, I just remembered Luigi’s Mansion. Vacuuming is canon after all!

How many times the cost of a comparably-sized Trojan TV did that run you?

One of the students’ names who did this was in the non-paywalled chunk of the article. A news search for that name brings up a ton of links about the story.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=AnhPhu Nguyen&iar=news&ia=news