Not surprised none were at my polling place at 6AM. Their parents hadn’t managed to get them out of bed and shooed out of the basement yet after a long night of plowing each others moms while playing Counterstrike.

This is what I used to wish but he just won’t go away. It’s like being trapped in a room where someone sharted for eight years now and the smell never lessens.

Yeah unless it’s a landslide it probably won’t be called until the wee hours 11/6. We’re still a minimum of 18 hours before having a projected winner.

Looks like you’re catching a lot of strays for this but I’ll hit you with logic instead of a downvote.

Do you really think if Trump had ever banged HIllary he’d have been able to keep his mouth shut about it during the 2016 election?

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

Unfortunately Gaza is a non issue. The situation would only be handled worse under the other candidate. Along with just about every other conceivable thing.

NGL it’s kind of refreshing when a scientist says “We don’t know.”

No but Russian troll farm employees sure want us to believe it.

Trump is like a cock holster for the 1%

The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.

“After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”

How did the matter that constitutes the universe come into being? What was the single point that signifies the beginning of time? What set time in motion? Will time continue after the death of the universe?

None of it is worth trying to wrap our tiny little monkey brains around as far as I’m concerned. Go have a pint and listen to music that makes you happy.

Oh yeah, well were you there 4.5 billion years ago to see this so-called uranium 238?!?

Check mate, science!

This new Republican Lawmaker challenge is taking TikTok by storm!

Hacker sanctions are finally real.

Did Charlie Kirk tweet that? If so, I’d believe it’s 100% for real and they’re trying to get out in front of it. Like many posters below point out, his base won’t care.

Elon’s banking on it not mattering in 3 months.

Reminds me of me and my date at prom.

Yeah but from my experience at least 33% of them have helped pay for an abortion.

He’s a very smart dude. I wish he’d run for a high political office. People like him are the ones we need in there.