Need neon colors for that proper Cyberpunk Dystopia look!

He seems to be a very efficient grifter, actually…

Get a little from multiple sources instead of a bunch from one.

It’s actually a defense I’ve heard before. Just like a stripper in 10in platform heels isn’t going to do well on that test either

Nope, it says “express purpose” meaning that my doomsday machine is legal because it’s purpose is to… Uhh… Make snow cones! The earthquakes and volcanoes are just a side effect.

Comparing Democrats to Trump is the panic.

I’ve got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can’t quite get it to pop.

Oh god, it’s saltwater 😳

I really don’t want to die with Baby Shark being the last song I hear

According to the article, it plays in the emergency exit stairwells, a place that if you’re using it you should be trying to leave as quickly as possible.

Aaaaaand saved! Going to be getting a lot of use out of this in the work group chat. We’ll see how long it takes before they make a new group chat without me (if they haven’t already)

Nah, they’ll advocate for big container ships to move the “undesirables” off world.

Dress like Trump, attack it, then flee.

Guess who’s now considered a threat to the AI?

It’s spiders all the way down

I really hope these things live in a different hemisphere than I do

prohibited from directly using technology themselves

Unless you count one of the other billions of loopholes they have… I live pretty near an Amish community, and often see them with cell phones & vapes. Power tools are okay “for work”. Hell, there’s a buggy I see about once a week with RGB LEDs on the sides.

It’s a Japanese weasel. All the radiation from Godzilla makes it bigger.

Horseshoe intelligence

Don’t give him ideas…

Looks like it’s time for the left to start collecting guns and trigger the “wait, not like that!” response from the republicans.