Should have bought her a chocolate bar, too

A 3d printed dock with a nub underneath, so you just push the whole thing down and it hits the button.

Mooby!

The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.

I was there for 10 years myself and I fully agree. I think peak Reddit was during the age of the novelty accounts; it still felt new & fun, like you were a part of something no one knew about, even though everybody knew about it.

I will pitch in .000000000000000000000001 Bitcoin, so that’s either insignificant or enough to pay off everything, I have no idea!

Guess I have to murder cancer to be fully mature…

If they’re trying to win over young male Trump voters, they should be playing CoD.

Don’t eat the crab dip!

As a diehard Netscape Navigator user, I scoff at your browser choice.

The running joke in my day was everyone used Internet Explorer… to download Netscape.

J E W I S H. S P A C E. L A S E R S!

Butthead’s a Lefty?

According to Trump, He deserves it for what he did to Batman back in '89!

Nintendo started off making playing cards, that’s why their logo is a [Remainder of comment removed due to Cease and Desist]

They should just make all their data open source and release it to the public so it can be properly preserved!

/s

Organizing my downloads has been on my to do list for… Four, I think? Yeah, four… phones…

Still better odds than winning the lottery!

2. The Cult of Mithras

…Led by a powerful high priest…

That’s totally Ra’s al Ghul!

Also, why does this work!?