Biiiig dollar!

Oh I know, just having fun with the optical illusion. :-)

Directly wired to mains electricity? Spicy!

If you don’t mind me asking, are you AuDHD? 🖐️ Or is this an ADHD kinda thing too? 😅

I instigated a transatlantic Cockney rhyming slang version. In Cockney the rhyme is usually the word that’s missing, so you just have to know what it means.

For example:

• “Apples” -> apples and pears = stairs
• “Sky” -> sky rocket = pocket
• “North” -> north and south = mouth

Resulting in:

• USA: “Taking a dump”
• Dump -> Donald Trump (rhyme)
• Britain: “Going for a shit”
• Our family: “Going for a Donald”

I’m also writing this while going for a Donald.

British person here. In Britain a trump is an extremely smelly fart:

“Pfwoaaah that reeks! Who fackin trumped in ere?”

I got accused of being an AI for writing a comment reply to someone which was merely informative, empathic and polite!

Once user trust is burned it’s not coming back.

There are no positive outcomes available now - it’s time to abandon Google.

Linux phones arriving sooner? Hopefully that’s the silver lining.

Ha you beat me to it!

Plot twist: Turmp announces $40bn Russia bailout. 😬

Damn for a moment I thought you were about to say “Feed his corpse to the pigs and set those pigs on fire!”

Which almost seemed reasonable given the circumstances and necessity of a thorough disposal.

Well who would have guessed… at any point in the last decade!? I’m shocked! You mean to say Turmp was deeply involved in an international pedophile sex trafficking business spanning decades? Servicing the rich? Laundering money? Blackmailing people? Lying about it? I’m shocked I say, shocked!! He never gave away even a tiny peep in all that time!!

“How did I just do that?” you may be asking!

Please, allow me to elaborate further:

Like this:

Satire does not require satire these days.

Sorry that’s too much effort!

This is the thing the fascist supporting members of the public need to understand: that everyone gets thrown under the fascist bus and nobody earns safety by cooperating with it. Not even the upper echelons of fascist leadership are safe. Fascism ultimately means that everybody is in great danger of death no matter who they are.

I am really sick of fascism! We haven’t learned the lessons and I’m not even sure we can any more. Human beings have probably been dealing with fascists forever and will need to remain vigilant until the end of time. This year has been educational and not in a good way.

I will die before I will be quiet about it, but we’re all on the list anyway so whatever.

The shitter is that Britain is a few years behind the USA. Tr*mp will be gone, but Britain will continue to elect fascists beyond that. We haven’t even started here yet and we’re the originators of the problem. Ugh!

It wouldn’t have required much effort to determine that effort does in fact require effort.

Unfortunately these things do require more than zero fucks.

Say Cancel now, or remain silent to confirm…

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