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  • nettle@mander.xyztoScience Memes@mander.xyzPatch this Bish!
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    7 hours ago

    Unfortunately the alpha roll-out had a major unpached bug causing a complete internal breakdown of the ethics and intelligence processing units in all those updated.

    Some hypothesis that as alpha men now have the processing capacity of an ant, they may soon evolve a hive-mind. As this would allow all mental processing to be outsourced to a singular fat orange queen.

    Edit: spelling


  • nettle@mander.xyztoScience Memes@mander.xyz🎵 🎶 🎵
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    12 hours ago

    Our young Tui are practicing right now, its so fun watching them barely be able to sing, sounding like a donkey while trying there best to imitate the melodic adults.

    Then they slowly grow up and learn new things until eventully they can perfectly imitate our car reversing beep, fooling us to think someone is stealing our car.



  • nettle@mander.xyztoScience Memes@mander.xyzAlgae Rock!
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    Algae itself needs a functioning ecosystem to survive, to much algea will cause it to kill itself due to overpopulation (e.g. using up resources and dead algea not being cleaned up) while in a small scale humans can care for the algea, taking the place of the ecosystem, for any large area this would be unfeasible and the ecosystem including the algea would collapse.

    A benifit of biodiversity is greater resilance to change, by selecting for the growth of specific algea using iron you cause other algea/plant that rely on the prior ecosys to die out (including those reliant on other organisms which died). this group of less diverse algea will be more susceptible to change, (diseases or environmental change) and as most of the algea in the world will be similar, most of the algea in the world could get wiped out in one go.

    So the likely outcome would be an initial spike in carbon capture before the environment becomes unsuitable, collapses, and most of the algea dies.

    So all im all at any meaningful scale in the sea this is and will always be, a terrible idea.

    (A better idea would be lots of small manigable algea tanks which could realistically be maintained and won’t affect the current diversity, diseases could also not spread between them. This would be expensive but could actually work as a long term solution)


  • nettle@mander.xyztoScience Memes@mander.xyzSolarpunk AF
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    7 days ago

    It all runs on good ol’ clean green energy, and with the new turbines installed we’re really seeing a rembursed energy of our exhausted ADP residents. They had been beginning to complain saying “I might just move to the mitochea with the wages us ADP get there”. But I just said to those crazy fools “ya fools dont wanna go down that dark, dark road. want to know where the mitochondria get all their energy from? They steal it, steal it from right under our bloody noses, steal the suger we put our blood sweat and tears into”. Most stay, but sometimes I feel a few sneak away in the night.

    But you wanna know a secret, I’ve heard rumors… rumors that in the mitochondria ADP once plump with riches will be taken against their will, kidnapped straight from their fancy mansions.

    The few that come back stuggle to recover, but many are never to be seen again.

    Edit: grammer




  • In high doses capsacin can be an irritant and cause temporary gastrointestinal issues in dogs AND humans It is also a neurotoxin (GLaDLY only short term effects) The dosage required for children and dogs may be lower as they are smaller source It has not been found to be lethal even at high doses in dogs and is quickly eliminated from there system. Source: 1, 2 Still don’t put your dog in pain (they can’t tell you when it hurts) and the side effects of high dosage can be dangerous just like in humans.

    Guinee pigs however are very sensitive they can have long term health effects and it can be lethal so dont feed your guinee pig chilli (capsicum is great tho). Also other small mammals like rats, mice and rabbits can easily have a lethal dose because they are so small.

    But yea from my research it is no more toxic for dogs than it is to humans