I mean, good. We don’t want him.

Also,

but I’ve heard this from gay friends of mine…

Doubt.

Zing and ZING!

If we combined Montana, Nebraska, Wyoming, and both Dakotas into one mega state, they’d have about the population of South Carolina.

But somehow they get 17 electoral votes to SCs 9 and 10 senators to California’s 2.

So I vote for Monomskakota!

So Boar’s Head, then BrucePac (who make meat for Costco, Trader Joes, Amazon products), and now McDs.

118 years later, we’ve forgotten what we’ve already learned the hard way: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle

Fun story, the recent meat recall (the second one) affected some salads I bought early September… we got an email long after we’d eaten them letting us know, and to call “this number” if you’d like a refund.

Sorry, I lied, it wasn’t a fun story.

Random woman who didn’t sleep very well last night. I got a different answer, then thought about it for 10 more seconds and then got 135.

(No I didn’t assume the right angle, my mistake was even dumber. I need a nap.)

Headline is 4 words (and a “'s”) too long.

Does Harris’s success mean that the fundamental dynamics of the race have changed? Probably not.

Saved you a click.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

“You know what would be fun, fucking with 20 years of muscle memory tied to my ability to drive safely” -no one

Donald, You need to calm down. You know all too well there’s some bad blood between us. Never in your wildest dreams would I endorse the smallest man/hands that ever lived.

Now look what you made me do, don’t blame me if my fans try some vigilante shit. This isn’t a love story, it’s karma, and you’re guilty as sin.

So shake it off and stick to campaigning in Florida, it’s only August after all.

You’re on your own kid, -T

“Were you there?” shudders with rage

I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I’m not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

ACT 1, The GOP kills his puppy…

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y’all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. “So woke they never sleep” these bigots are comedy gold.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

🤛 😏