Moxlas

Considering first shoes were most likely sandals - hell no.

Still working as of 4 hours ago, saw my friend using it, might be business version though.

I always bring my phone into the shower, to skip songs if needed or to answer it, if client calls. Been doing that for years, phone is 5 years old, still works fine.

Get some glow in the dark sticky tape and put it on the switches, works like a charm, been using it for years.