Hail Satan!

Well, imagine my shock.

Do they owe us a living?

Good news, everyone!

Taste the hammer of justice, scum.

An exercise in futility if ever there were one.

Yes, that much I was able to surmise.

By “call her daddy”, do they mean that I am to contact her father, or am I to refer to her as daddy? 🤔

Imagine endangering the lives of your constituents because politics.

I’m sorry that your experience wasn’t as liberating. From a young age I’ve never gotten along with my mother, so when the time came to rip the bandaid off it was more of a relief than anything else.

I don’t speak to my mother anymore for the very same reason, but she was in the tank for Trump since day one. She’s always been a hyper conservative cunt, and honestly I jumped at the opportunity to remove her from my life.

If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

I don’t think you could tell him. At least not in a way he’s actually capable of understanding.

My wife and I each have our own cars, but they’re both in her name so she can drive whatever the fuck she wants.

There’s really no right answer to that.

Well since you put it that way… Hail Satan, comrade.

I’m ashamed of my country.

Weasels are rambunctious little fuckers.