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Cake day: October 18th, 2026

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  • Stay tuned because tomorrow a Crybaby will give a press conference, dunno directly from a Whitehouse??? whining like a real fascist, saying that elections were rigged and that his Pappy was counting on him to be set free from a terrible cacodemonic unearthly house arrest.

    He might pass out as well, so stay tuned for that too.

    He also promised to bring his defective brother back, and because of diabolical plot of students from Brazil and popular mobilization, everything went to hell, and in unlikly turn of events he joined his brother instead.

    Thank God that Senior Fascist made 4 of them, 2 are already in US, and 1,5 still in Brazil. There is still some room for another coup.

    If it was some poor Mexican crossing a border, he’d be greeted by ICE-kickout, but this nobleman will probably get some real lolly today, iykwim.

    And btw, Lula turned 81 today! What a happy coincidence. Happy Birthday Lula.

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