Getting out in front of the Epstein release I see.

Trump and his cronies should rename it the “Just Us” department.

Hurr durr.

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Saw what they did there.

Hmm, so: “That last monkey, however, remained on the loose as of 2 p.m” AND “Wildlife and Fisheries department to help find the remaining monkeys.”

I mean, it could be that other, non-COVID/non-herpetic/non-whatever monkeys were also in the truck, but…

Trump should stand… Oh, about there, to direct the demolition. No, a little more to the right. Perfect. Close your eyes, Mr. President.

Two or three people believed to have been killed…

So we don’t know how many people were on the boat, whether they were killed, injured or what… But by God damn we know there was 600,000 kilograms of cocaine on that boat, along with 72 ounces of weed in a box under the pillowcase in the cabin next to two Tylenol in the night stand.

Any commander involved in this is a murderer, plain and simple.

Me, too. BUT, when we read an absolutely idiotic statement from NK, we had to ask, “Wait, did the translator get that right? Nobody is that stupid, right?”

This way cuts out the middle man. Yes, they absolutely are that stupid, no question.

I wish I could upvote this more than once. The “implodes”, “loses their minds”, “in a panic” headlines are getting tiresome.

No problem! I’ve already renamed my driveway Charlie Kirk Had Penis Breath Blvd. There’s lots more available though.

Venezuela must have a resource that Trump or one of his donors wants. Google “banana wars”.

Picture of Trump?

This. Except his timing is off - he’s starting something with the smallest local government he knows he could beat, Venezuela. He’s sending the US Navy to “sink drug traffickers” - without proof of said crime - and warning that reprisals or protection of said ships will be an act of war. And of course, wartime presidents can have a third term. Except Congress declares war, not the president. And we have to let each and every one of those MFers know we’re watching them. Any state that wants to follow California and redraw to increase Democratic seats should do so, to reduce the possibility of war.

Trump Possbility 1: “Maybe if I’m a better dictator, they’ll let me into their club!” Trump Reality: “I’ll make my own dictatorship, with pedos and sycophants! Then they’ll be sorry!”

“First wave” of files Trump said didn’t exist. And the MAGA knights feel no disturbance in The Farce.

“President Donald Trump and Congress have invalidated the Clean Air Act waivers that were the basis for California’s actions,” said Adam Gustafson, acting assistant attorney general for the Justice Department’s environment and natural resources division. “CARB must respect the democratic process.”

Democratic process? Trump and the DOJ dictating the law? Right.

Are you trying to EMP-proof your phone, or block signals/tracking for a time?

Meal Team Six is pretty badass with their masks.

Nobody should cheer for a civil war. Or hope for one. But right now it would not be imprudent to prepare for one. Or at least some kind of resistance against Trump and his Gestapo.

Truthfully? I’m waiting for Civil War 2.0. On a side note, on July 10 Newsweek reported a $ 40 million bounty on Trump, by Iran. I hope that’s gone down but fear it may have increased. Anyone know what it is now?