So… Trump knows who, of all the people that met Epstein, is innocent? “Oh, Bob’s good name will be smeared - he never diddled kids with me and Jeffrey” kind of thing?

Smoke and mirrors. Where are the rest of the unredacted Trump-Epstein files?

Oh nos! EPSTEIN FILES, anyone?

SSDD.

Toothless court system shakes gavel angrily while Trump appeals.

“She was advised that a missing-person report could not be taken until at least 24 hours had passed,” the attorney’s statement said.

I know everyone’s delighted that this guy may have taken himself out, but he’s still innocent until proven guilty. My issue is with the cop who answered the phone. Isn’t the “gotta be gone 24 hours” thing BS from movies?

“Your civilizational country will be erasurefied by the consequentialisms of your actionables!”

“See dear? This is why we only let him eat with a spoon.”

This can in no way turn bad /s

Getting out in front of the Epstein release I see.

Trump and his cronies should rename it the “Just Us” department.

Hurr durr.

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Saw what they did there.

Hmm, so: “That last monkey, however, remained on the loose as of 2 p.m” AND “Wildlife and Fisheries department to help find the remaining monkeys.”

I mean, it could be that other, non-COVID/non-herpetic/non-whatever monkeys were also in the truck, but…

Trump should stand… Oh, about there, to direct the demolition. No, a little more to the right. Perfect. Close your eyes, Mr. President.

Two or three people believed to have been killed…

So we don’t know how many people were on the boat, whether they were killed, injured or what… But by God damn we know there was 600,000 kilograms of cocaine on that boat, along with 72 ounces of weed in a box under the pillowcase in the cabin next to two Tylenol in the night stand.

Any commander involved in this is a murderer, plain and simple.

Me, too. BUT, when we read an absolutely idiotic statement from NK, we had to ask, “Wait, did the translator get that right? Nobody is that stupid, right?”

This way cuts out the middle man. Yes, they absolutely are that stupid, no question.

I wish I could upvote this more than once. The “implodes”, “loses their minds”, “in a panic” headlines are getting tiresome.

No problem! I’ve already renamed my driveway Charlie Kirk Had Penis Breath Blvd. There’s lots more available though.

Venezuela must have a resource that Trump or one of his donors wants. Google “banana wars”.

Picture of Trump?

This. Except his timing is off - he’s starting something with the smallest local government he knows he could beat, Venezuela. He’s sending the US Navy to “sink drug traffickers” - without proof of said crime - and warning that reprisals or protection of said ships will be an act of war. And of course, wartime presidents can have a third term. Except Congress declares war, not the president. And we have to let each and every one of those MFers know we’re watching them. Any state that wants to follow California and redraw to increase Democratic seats should do so, to reduce the possibility of war.