Yep, we are now officially the dumbest country.

Still remains to be seen if Elon gets out of state charges though. Or if they’re still willing to withstand wrath for justice. Trump still couldn’t officially do anything about that without unconstitutional threats.

Also, fun fact, since he’s facing state charges of violating state laws, and not federal, Trump couldn’t pardon Elon or get him off the hook even if he does win. At least, not without some corruption involved.

There is no way in hell he will drag it to the next election. Only reason he could do that this time is because they took a very, very long time to build the case, and it was close enough to this election that he could play those cards through Cannon and the Supreme Court.

All the cases are built now, they are ready to go. If he loses twice in a row then his claim of a political “mandate” to anything or that he should be saved for another shot at the presidency is over, and his current scheduled sentencing and further prosecution can begin.

And yes, if he wins, probably none of this will happen.

So go vote against him, everyone.

Not to mention that Elon’s lawyer is making it worse by trying to claim it wasn’t a lottery to begin with. They’re claiming that every paid winner was actually preplanned and a spokesperson, so they’re basically admitting to scamming everyone who signed up for “the lottery.” Also admitting that it wasn’t actually open to every registered voter in a swing state, if they’re now claiming everyone was picked and a paid spokesperson. This is a time delay FAFO.

They can still penalize him and the PAC, make an example of him for next time around, etc. The election being over doesn’t mean Elon’s suddenly in the clear and the legal action is dropped. No different than if Trump loses and ends up back in court again for all the lawsuits he can’t delay any longer for election reasons.

Good.

Doesn’t look like he even ruled that far.

Goalposts in transit.

We want this game to be generous, both with your time and…

He’s probably in for a shock when he leaves the safety of his home state voters.

I think the point is the number of times someone is having such an issue, and those people show up to proclaim they’ve never had such problems as if it’s helpful. So, at least you can recognize it’s not.

so now I’m thinking what is the point

congrats, you’re getting there

Players hated it, so… true?

If it means Ted Cruz will be forced to fuck off, don’t keep us waiting.

No flourish?

Wade has not admitted to a romantic relationship with Wade

that clears things up

lol omg wheeze

Don’t expect the librarians to step up, they’re already pissed about book bans.

If they’re voting for Haley they’re probably already over maga.

edit: …mostly anyway.

which would require all teachers and students at Iowa schools to sing at least one verse of the national anthem every day

That’s weirder than requiring the whole thing.

Doubtful Trump could get through a whole verse correctly even with a prompter.