Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽

Don’t call me Regular.

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Be nice to that dick. Nobody wants a 10ft dong around, so have some compassion. Let it get creative, at least. I mean, what else is it for, after all?