the bones are their money…

the rich just need some special hugs! specifically on their necks!

catching strays out here, my dude. sounds like a really positive take on something people find divisive.

cooking for others is so special - I’m glad your family shares that. my parents don’t cook, and certainly never took an interest in meeting most of the people I dated. but now my partner and I cook for them. they don’t like everything we make, and pick around the stuff they don’t want. everyone’s happy, so it all works out.

it’s also important to be a good guest. a host isn’t a servant. they didn’t make anyone do anything; they offered food and shared their home, and that’s pretty cool.

also, doesn’t sound like in-laws. “dated” implies casuality, and also past tense.

start composting, and turn that green waste into green money (or food)

good ol’ products and/or services

bizarro America

but also, yeah, it’s been a nazi haven for a long time - it’s just becoming a lot less quiet about it

second verse, same as the first!

nailed it

the rule of two