Cheapo solution for a non-gas stove,: couldn’t you plug it into a heavy-duty timer?

They’ve got no right to be so pretty.

Yesterday

Please do go ahead and split the republican vote you fucking trash GOP sycophant.

It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.

Yeah it’s the .ml instance filtering certain words that can be used as slurs such as b_tch and ret_rd.

I’m team Starfield

What a piece of shit. If you don’t have enthusiastic consent you don’t have sex. You don’t just take somebody’s word for it that their drugged and nonresponsive wife is cool with you fucking her. Jesus christ.

Laughs in Aetna

I’m forced to use either CVS or ExpressScripts. I can get a one-off from somewhere else like Walgreens but chronic meds must be CVS or ExpressScripts.

CVS owns Aetna. 🙄

Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

C’mon military, do a coup. Get rid of this administration for us.

/pipedream

Can it cure cankles?

You don’t believe in the power of a strongly worded letter?

This is so stupid, but every time I read something about Ro Khanna, my brain thinks it’s about Mo Rocca.

It’s a nice thought but personally I think it would split the vote and nobody but Republicans will be able to win for a long time.

Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.

And remember:

I never thought I’d see the day where I agree with Fucker Carlson. Jesus.

Awww greyhound snoot 😍

And it was always “three Hail Marys and a Glory Be” and you’re golden. What a weird ritual.