I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

Yeah, I’d get the shingles vax in a heartbeat, but I’ve gotta wait another 6 years. Meanwhile I know several people who developed shingles in their forties and have lingering issues from it (particularly ophthalmic). The vaccine needs to be tested and approved for younger adults. But I doubt that’ll happen. They’ll just wait until those of us who got chicken pox as a kid are old enough for the shingles vaccine, and who cares if we get shingles in the meantime!

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain

If god had a name, what would we call him?

Hell yeah!

D’oh!

I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?

Annnnnny day now…

What about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?

What a fucking Karen.

Jesus christ this is scary.

Swirlies are the worst.

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

I’m American and I knew what it was, so it’s a thing here too.

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.