Considering they’ve been murdering Palestinians en masse and the Trump Administration has been perfectly fine with that, I’m sure the Israelis have a pass to do whatever they want. Explicit or not.

The Onion used to publish satire. Nows it’s just print journalism.

🎶Me, and you, and Zoboomafoo🎶

Same genius who forced all his own employees back into the office. An incomprehensibly stupid maneuver by an organization that literally owes its success to people working from home.

Also losses. Gotta get that sweet, sweet too-big-to-fail bailout money.

It feels like being the straight man/woman in a Monty Python sketch.

Aaaannnd just like that, you’ve created a new denomination.

Nah. They resent us because we don’t have high quality, affordable healthcare sOcIaLiSm.

One of the best bosses I ever had was an electronics engineer (I’m software). There are a lot of shared concepts between engineering disciplines. I enjoyed working with hardware engineers and getting to see how they approach problems.

Duck Duck Go uses Bing so that tracks.

Me: Has anxiety about getting fired every day

Get’s fired after 7 years

Me: “Son of a bitch. I knew it!”

It’s more like:

Start with some AI generated code.

AI code fails to compile immediately, if you’re lucky.

If not, spend three days trying to find some really stupid bug.

Delete the AI code and write it yourself.

At least they’re doing something to address the issue, even though they’re going to take a financial hit, instead of just ignoring it and pretending nothing happened. That’s more than I can say for a lot of other companies that have experienced breaches in the last few years.

I’m interested to see how this pans out.

Jeffrey Epstein was Hamas.

Acme toolbox

I would’ve figured the rope was either a stretchy rope or it came with a rickety stool that catapults itself into the ceiling after being stood on.

This is a Repost

Big Beautiful Code

That really sucks. The generic defect is brutal. I’ve known people who have had it. It can cause cancer that just keeps coming back over and over. Treatment is just stalling the inevitable.

I don’t think it’s Paris that people dislike.

Management: “We’re only going to hire ‘full stack’ devs from now on.”

Also Management: “Why is this page taking 37 seconds to load?”