Fedora, but I wouldn’t say I’m in love with it. It frustrates me the least. No Linux distro is perfect, but they’re all better than Windows.

57% If Floridians voted in favor of abortion rights.

That’s not who I wanted to see dead at 74.

Turns out, the sky is pretty thick if you hit it hard enough.

Yeah, I’m one of them. And I’m trying to start a family.

The thing is, global warming isn’t going to make the whole globe uninhabitable, just large parts of it. And Elon is rich enough that it won’t really affect him. He can move to wherever he wants, and can insulate himself from the displaced refugees. So to himself, it doesn’t really matter whether he believes in it, it probably won’t change his actions.

Yes. Musk will stop believing in global warming because he’s Trump’s bitch.

Nobody tell the rubes exactly what we’re going to do.

Ok, now tell the rubes.

They shouldn’t do that. It won’t go well for them.

This is amazing and I love it.

Ha! That’s awesome!

Ok, hear me out.

We find the users with the slowest internet and start sending them all the data. They don’t have to keep anything on disk. Then they send it all back and forth between each other. Any time a user makes a request, we just wait for one of the slow nodes to come across the data and send it out.

We use the slowest wires for all the storage. It’s fool proof.

I am a cave-adapted organism.

Aw, are the republicans upset that the children aren’t getting their propaganda? That’s so sad for them.

I don’t believe it, but one can dream.

This is also how everything else works.

They also allow you to wear blue clothes!

Is it possible for me to get an account? How would I go about doing that?

Oh, that sounds really cool! Thank you for the explanation.

Ok, we can stop punching each other, as long as I get to keep punching you. What do you mean you don’t accept?