Mumbles to himself: This is the fucking stupidest timeline.

Racial discrimination being outlawed is a form of discrimination? Excuse me. Did I just read that correctly?

🤢 I might be sick.

Are we sure this isn’t some guerrilla marketing for a movie?

Am I going crazy? I’ve just agreed with Ted Cruz.

I say that successful athletes get a pass all the time. People still praise Kobe despite being a rapist.

That’s not gonna put a stop to the staged assassination attempts.

Say it with me everyone: GENOCIDE.

Knowing the person in question being supposedly targeted… by the end of next week they’ll claim no one had a gun.

Isn’t this the company that shutdown someone’s email on behalf of a large organization?

I’ll keep my eye out on bombs at Raven games.

Wow, is Trump speed running a Clancy novel?

On purpose?!

Someone please tell me why I’m suddenly thinking of Sum of All Fears?

Staying alive is no longer mandated for the military.

I’m imagine a situation where three hundred people are just showing up in person where I am doing something. I’m not talking g about sharing some record of what I did online. That is how I interpreted that.

I’d be creeped out if 300 people I didn’t invite were tearing at me. Go away.

Based on previous headlines, this sounds very normal.

Is that wood or clay?

That was actually a Sabre product. They just used the acquisition to pivot to a Apple-style electronics company for a business oriented costumer base.

Was it Tetris Effect?