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“It’s about the law,” say the people who just elected a multiple-convicted felon to the highest office in the country.

First Amendment something something…

We literally just had China hack our telecommunications and this guy wants to eliminate the agency countering overseas nation-state hacking. It’s almost like Trump’s cabinet is not really on our team…

Yeah, as if they have any principles to stand by. Our country is being run by psychopaths.

It’s funny how everyone criticizes Obama for drone strikes, but but almost no one mentions the fact that Trump’s numbers were way higher before he decided to stop reporting them at all. President of Peace, my ass.

Yeah, no one should actually be fucking Elon

TIL. I always assumed doge coin was his thing since he seemed to promote so much. Either way, these guys are insufferable nerds.

Edit: I just read he actually referred to himself as the “Dogefather.” Fucking cringe.

Also, fuck that guy.

Edit: and by ‘that guy’ I mean Ramaswamy. Fuck Musk too.

100% Musk’s idea. Because he doesn’t think the other 8 billion humans on the planet are real people and none of this is of any real consequence to him.

Hope you’re a millionaire. It’s expensive to just exist there.

Average temp of tanning beds is 75° Fahrenheit, but they can go up to 86°. If that thing was on all weekend, I can’t imagine how disgusting things were by Monday.

Why doesn’t he just use the presidential weather machine against his enemies? Wouldn’t he get the keys to it during transition?

You know, they say repetition is a proven way to get people to believe anything.

Also, John Kricfalusi 2.0.

Potentially. You could engineer potatoes to produce more of certain starches and less moisture, so it would fry up crispier than normal.