A newt‽

This should have been a gag in a sitcom; not an article in Futurism…

All roads lead to Neil Cicierega.

AGAIN‽

I could have sworn this was an Onion (or adjacent) article last week…

Please don’t post articles from the Daily Mail here. Not only is the paper far-right, but it has incredibly low factual reporting and frequently publishes conspiracy theories and right-wing propaganda.

Furthermore, they literally supported Hitler during WWII.

I miss that brief period of time when dipshits like this would be told “Okay, buddy” and escorted out of the building.

What is this, The Day Today?