It kind of looks like an X with stars.

I’d be fine with a small monument of him blowing Bill Clinton.

Amazon, unfortunately.

My wife and I bought a TV on the internet. What brand? I have no idea but it’s the type they have in waiting rooms and restaurants. Zero internet. Zero apps. You push the button and it turns on. It’s the best fucking purchase we’ve made in the last five years.

Woke up to so many texts about it. This is one of them.

The face that launched a thousand ships… away from it.

Idk about this team tbh

They should have stopped at Bottom middle, the one between Special Agent Albert Rosenberg and guy in bar bathroom that wants to fight his reflection.