Jack of all trades, master of Nirn.
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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
  • genoxidedev1@kbin.socialtoMemes@lemmy.ml•Oof ouch
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    1 year ago

    Agreed. Also it’s important not to take everything someone says on the internet seriously.

    I’ll commend them though for (apparently) doing their research though instead of plainly believing me (even if it was obviously a joke).

    Writing propaganda is that easy.

  • genoxidedev1@kbin.socialtoMemes@lemmy.ml•Data coverage
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    1 year ago

    Our mobile data is the biggest scam that exists on this earth. A handful of gigabytes for 10s of €s per month.

    The highest IQ people will say “Well it doesn’t have to be more than a few gigabytes, you got wifi at home anyways, I barely reach the mobile data limit”, well it doesn’t have to be 10s of €s for a handful of gigabytes either/anyways.

    And coverage outside has always been between “Barely alright” and “Dogshit non-existent” too, doesn’t matter if you’re in a city, around a city or on a street between cities, especially on the streets though you’re lucky if you can fucking “ping -c 4 google.com” with package loss.

  • genoxidedev1@kbin.socialtoMemes@lemmy.ml•Oof ouch
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    1 year ago

    In psychological terms that is actually what we refer to as the “Dorcelessness Syndrome”. I have studied psychology for multiple years now (Fun fact: I actually did my doctorate on this condition) and it is actually a really fascinating condition that, so far, I personally have only seen once in the field (Though a good handful of documented cases exist).

    What was not mentioned in this post, is that this condition is not inherently “contagious” but should still be treated ASAP, as it will otherwise lead to other damaging conditions, the longer it stays untreated. If you find or know somebody, that is feeling dorceless or even just appears to be dorceless, get them to professionals immediately.

    Prolonged dorcelessness leads to a loss of identity at best and interplanetary genocide at worst (so far), in all according documented cases.

  • genoxidedev1@kbin.socialtoMemes@lemmy.ml•Self Care is Important
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    1 year ago

    Not to disagree with you or anything, but your opinion is literally wrong and you know it.

    EVERYBODY knows IT! The BEST PEOPLE know IT! People come up to me and say “sir you are the rightest person I know and I wish I could ever be as correct in my assumptions as you are dear sir” and start CRYING!! CAN YOU SEE? The MANLIEST of PEOPLE (basically SUPERMAN body like A LESSER VERSION OF MY BODY IF YOU CAN IMAGINE) START CRYING IN FRONT OF ME because IM THE MOST RIGHT!!! Scientists come up to me and ask me “sir your brain is so mighty may we test it for your IQ?” and I tell them (and MANY people AGREE! I tell you when I was on the golf course I was DROWNING in CRYING TEARS because THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH!!) that MY BRAIN HAS THE MOST IQ on all the planets COMBINED!! And they tested it and they RAN up to me god help me (I READ THE BIBLE FRONT TO BACK AND EVEN UPSIDE DOWN FOLKS) and said “SIR YOU GOT THE BREST BRAIN OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST IQ!!! and the most SMART!!” they told me i have an IMMESURABLE IQ and I told them “thats true!” and they began to CRY AGAIN because THEY HAD NEVER SEEN SOMEONE AS SMART AS ME!! And I told them “Maybe some day, Timmy, youll become as msart as me!” CROOKED CHIDEN WOULD NEVER!! HE’S OBSESSED WITH INSTIGATING ME INSTEAD OF LEARNING!!! I LEARNED LITERALLY EVERYTHIGN!! Stay safe folks!