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Because taxation without representation worked so well the first time around

Quick, get SCOTUS to rule whether acting president of Venezuela is eligible for current president of US. We need an answer now before more countries get added.

Nausea-inducing bifocals? No thanks.

My Bose noise canceling headphones do not allow noise canceling when you use the audio jack, only for Bluetooth. It’s maddening. Found this out on a plane when it was too late to do anything about it.

Oh, is the sad pale man upset because brown people assume he’s up to no good when they see him walking in the neighborhood? Follow him around the store because he must be shoplifting? Detain him at the park because white men can’t be parents without suspicion? Right, no, because he literally never leaves his bubble, makes lesser people shop for him, and couldn’t be assed to raise his stupid children.

Do like the Bundys, or the Republic of Texas separatists.

Some of those Hispanics trace back before Texas existed, for extra irony. White people came over to steal land and run slave trades and got mad when the natives decided to stop that shit, so Texas became a thing. Then they hitched their horses to the confederacy and never looked back.

No, but the addresses are there. They can just exise the blue districts if they want. State is already threatening to take over Harris county elections for just this reason.

Again, teaching about something does not equal advocacy, dumbasses. Do they think history professors are all Nazis? That all psychology professors are Freud fanatics?

No way, his administration is full of sycophants who would continue his evil deeds and they’re much younger so would probably do more damage.

No legitimate media should ever use that term. It’s illegitimate.

Time to stop handing out the peace prize, it’s clearly not having the intended effect. Hand out prizes for evil instead, with medals made of cobalt 60. Would have more positive impact.

With your driver’s license info included?

At least you won’t have to worry about Texan lawyers practicing in other states, they’ll stay here and make a mockery of justice.

If I were one of this woman’s older kids, I’d want to look this prick in the face and make him answer for his actions. Even if it takes days of getting in his face, not letting him eat, shop, or work without my presence asking…why? Why are you still alive and she isn’t? They’ll outlive him, so they can ask him again and again until he dies. We know how hard it is to get restraining orders against actual threats, try getting one against a minor child whose mother you obliterated.

You mean threatening allies and making racist statements wasn’t the answer to fentanyl ODs? What a world. Also, expect China to stop whatever helped because more dead (especially young) Americans are beneficial to them in the long run.

There was ever so much whining about Obama using drone strikes

When opportunities to utilize those math “skills” arise in the future, who do you think the teachers will recommend? Probably not the asshole kid who doesn’t follow directions and never learned how to deal with ‘no’, failure, or group dynamics.

Every time this happens I add another day to my personally acceptable abortion limits. So far I’m up to women being OK as long as the umbilical cord is still attached but we can keep going if they want.

It makes it angry, do it again. Fail a dozen times if you have to.