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Start putting the Canadian or Danish or Greenland flag over the US. Even better a giant white surrender flag in his favorite color.

They should not be reprimanded. Trump is too stupid to understand subtlety so this is an effective message.

Shouldn’t that be a net negative because of loss of knowledge and talent during ai-inspired layoffs?

Which is why I am glad he’s using them in the Greenland snatching plan. Go ahead, punish the population you need to do the snatching for you.

It’s Luigi time at Monsanto

Are there 73,000+ deportation orders from judges to back those up? Because lately it feels like we’re light on judicial warrants, given all the protesting.

So these dangerous criminal aliens were perfectly safe while preparing and serving them food and running the restaurant, but became dangerous as soon as they closed up for the day?

This exact question got me kicked from the jury pool for a murder trial. If you’re dead, how do we know if you felt threatened like the gun holder claims to have been? You obviously were the one under threat, but now you’re dead!

Also completely disregards the credible fear of having an armed federal agent pointing a gun at you. Any reflexive act to preserve life and liberty suddenly becomes justification for your own death.

We have warfighters? Someone tell the senate so they can fix their mistake on Venezuela.

“Judge Young said his order will only apply to “academic associations, including the American Association of University Professors and the Middle East Studies Association, which challenged the administration’s actions”

Oh great, I guess fuck the rest of the academics who can’t afford to hire attorneys to have the ruling applied to them. You have to wait to see if you get fucked first, even after harm to others has been shown.

Why? What happens if I don’t? Where will I be deported to?

In other words, moving detainees out of state as fast as possible guarantees them the ability to act with impunity, while minimizing due process for detainees. If there’s no effort to STOP rapid transport of new detainees out of their original jurisdiction, they’ll get away with it endlessly.

So? Didn’t they just announce federal funding stoppage for "sanctuary cities? They’ll just keep trying.

Follow them to the store, asking if they’re a US citizen and ignore any responses, just keep asking again and again like you didn’t hear anything. Go in stores and restaurants ahead of them and announce that ICE is here.

Because taxation without representation worked so well the first time around

Quick, get SCOTUS to rule whether acting president of Venezuela is eligible for current president of US. We need an answer now before more countries get added.

Nausea-inducing bifocals? No thanks.

My Bose noise canceling headphones do not allow noise canceling when you use the audio jack, only for Bluetooth. It’s maddening. Found this out on a plane when it was too late to do anything about it.

Oh, is the sad pale man upset because brown people assume he’s up to no good when they see him walking in the neighborhood? Follow him around the store because he must be shoplifting? Detain him at the park because white men can’t be parents without suspicion? Right, no, because he literally never leaves his bubble, makes lesser people shop for him, and couldn’t be assed to raise his stupid children.