I could try asking someone, but they’re unlikely to answer me after I start shooting.

Fuck shit stack

-dies-

No caption needed. That’s just a picture of what happens in America. The only country where it’s popular to shoot your problems as an early option.

My brain is yelling at me to get off my lawn

I’m actually for realsies Obama. Every conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard is true. Especially the ones that contradict each other.

Unalive

I’m doing downvoting my part post

This is a useless contribution to the discussion, but I wanna call him Tom Alec Sandwich.

As long as you got a friendly governor and a city with enough black people, I’ll launch a domestic “liberation” campaign.

- Trump, probably

WHERE’D YOU GET THIS VIDEO OF ME???

Avoiding spreading disease is a lot like involuntary servitude. What with all the systemic disenfranchisement and, ya know, whipping…

Also, hurt people hurt people. Just sayin’

Oh fuck me!

The desperate search for a brain

In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.

Of course, because they’re trying to limit sin

That’s usually the case

How long until DC grand juries are “discovered” to be full of criminals and that jurors need to be replaced by members of the National Guard

At which he can release the Epstein files. To maximize coverage of how healthy and alive he is, of course.