Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.
Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.
Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.
Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.
Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?
Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.
He’s too real. The electorate craves lies.
JFC, you know Trump’s IT guy has seen some shit. Probably has a 1000 yard stare.
Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.
Crap, you’re right.
Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.
Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.
“Close enough, fuck it.” — National motto of Ancient Greece
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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?
I’ve been told that beans are an especially magical fruit.
Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…