I won’t be quoting most of the article, because you really should go read it for yourselves. It’s hilarious. But I will leave this:
At press time, GWAR reminded fans that in 42 years, the band has never employed any intelligence in the creation of its music—artificial or otherwise.
And I call it “concentration camps”
“Trump‘s cronies suck off the billionaires yet again, to the shock of nobody”
How is this asshole suddenly the news all the time?
Seriously, does no one remember this guy or how he operated?
The other half were too busy responding to a cavalcade of texts, online comments, and other random bullshit
Chrome? Is that some sort of computer program? I think I remember hearing about that a decade or two ago…
I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who’s ever used it
You’re fucking joking?
Holy shit, this is what we have to work with?
Might as well just nuke us right now
When you find yourself LITERALLY HITLERSPLAINING why President Rapist Pedophile ISN’T the problem we should be focusing on…
Well, I think it’s safe to say that you’ve lost the plot
Edit: and I blame you a lot less than I blame what the fuck is going on today
What the absolute motherfuck
Edit 2: you know, I don’t think that you and I actually disagree, it’s just that we’re both so much in shock about what’s going on, that we’re both trying to find our way in the dark
And if that’s the case? Well then best of luck to you buddy. Because our journey down this long dark road as far from over.
Frankly, this whole thing is probably very good for his brand, which is making money by being the center of attention at literally any cost
The fact that anyone is even talking about this shithead again is probably the best thing that’s happened to him in years. it’s almost certainly instantly revitalized his career of being a tremendous piece of shit.
It is rumored that Laura Loomer reported him to ICE out of spite in some cunty bitch fight between the two of them, but she may have actually done him the biggest possible favor ever by providing him exactly what he always wants: victimhood and relevance. The fuel on which his shitty fire burns.
(seriously, no one‘s even heard from this son of a bitch for eight or nine years, and now he’s front and center in the news? Fuck!)
I doubt it will even be a matter of hours until he’s got an entire new YouTube channel and book deal dedicated to this bullshit, just raking in the money
He’s incapable of feeling shame. All he wants is more attention.
Waterfox is nice
Was that supposed to be a sentence?
Lol
Yeah, well, so does Tennessee
Except they’re actually Americans
Yeah, and that starts with holding them to account, there doesn’t work if
So stop defending President pedophile
“The one time I can use my voice to speak up, I will add my voice to the echo chamber that says nothing”
Wow, he must be very proud
I hope you read the fine print, ya turd
Games like “Do i qualify for SNAP?” And “Can I get a visa?” And “Where did those ICE agents take my mommy?”