Before you can be a writer, you need to sharpen your own pencil.

Not enough fibre/fur

Removed by mod

Looks nice, but I will keep IBM Plex Mono.

DRM has never stopped me from pirating a game, but multiple times it stopped me from buying it.

Look how dangerous our tech is. It must be really good. Buy our sticks! No scam!

I looked at his X page. He’s a big right wing conspiracy idiot. He never did anything of value, so it’s not a big loss if he spends his life in prison.

From one bean company to another. I hope everyone calls him Mr. Bean.

Just send a standard 1411 form with “I do not owe money” in red ink, a 2 cent post stamp and your SIGNATURE to the UK embassy in France. Works every time.

Will nvidia buy Intel, like AMD bought ATI?

The trajectory of the bullet would be impossible on a ball-earth. Flat earth has been confirmed by the CIA.

This is why there should be no death penalty.

You cannot hack a server that’s down. Security first!

So the number 3 should be close enough for home use. Good to know. Thanks!

Döner “mit alles und ohne scharf” is the best kind of integration, and has been invented in Germany (by a Turkish chef).

If tech happens, they can try to tech the tech to the tech. Or eject the warp core.

I had 5 stars in GTA, my encouter with the police was worse than his.

It’s always interesting to see how fast they can attribute the attack to russian hackers. Good for them, less embarassing than being hacked by 16 year old anime fans that want to watch next weeks episode today.

He asked the pope to stop being catholic. He is a hero.