{ Looks around and shrugs }
{ Cough, cough } Pussy.
Why does this look more like a receipt from my auto mechanic?
I hereby officially declare Donald J. Trump ineligible to hold office, under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment.
There, I fucking did it. Challenge me in court, you orange bastard.
I just used the phone number on the back of the device to call them. I found them rather pleasant to deal with and they sent me a free replacement within a couple of days. Good luck, friend.
In other news, water is wet.
100%. I’ve lost a lot of money to their “recommendations.”