Melllvar

Vibes of newgrounds.com circa 2005

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.

“Make out” makes out so many things.

That’s terrible

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

I’ve still got my Nintendo 64, and I sometimes boot up Goldeneye for old time’s sake.

One cannot reign innocently: the insanity of doing so is evident. Every king is a rebel and a usurper.

-Louis Antoine de Saint-Just, 1792

Or, put in modern terms: There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

Left4Dead

Fatal flaw: Versus mode (PvP) with random strangers is almost always awful. Only well-balanced teams of roughly equal skill can have a good time, which is unlikely when playing with randos.

As opposed to the co-op campaigns where it’s OK if some players are better than others because we’re all on the same team and a good player can carry several n00bs.

Try HTTrack: https://www.httrack.com/

These are the same Senators who argued ex-presidents can’t be impeached.

The state government isn’t involved with collecting federal taxes, so how could this be done?

Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job

Reminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee

Wouldn’t it be states 51-60?

Left4Dead2 (also L4D1)

Some have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it’s just a matter of time.

Mine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

That’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.

Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.