I think that fact is cool, thanks for sharing!

I had this printed in very pretty script on my cubicle once upon a time XD

Promise? 🥺

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts

With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!

Peak art, an inspiration to us all

It’s a bit of a stretch, but yeah

My parents are religious and pretty conservative, but even they’ve pointed out that a lot of people are worshipping Trump as a false Christ

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

They’re very anti-“tankie”, and I can see how some ncd content gets caught up in that blast

The only way that you effectively oppose the other

You can always vote third party if you want to pay lip service while helping the candidate you dislike

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

It’s like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with “berry” in their name don’t fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition

Garand and sonar? I guess Canadians are masters of ping

I don’t think trucks have those

To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what’s 2 more?

Nah, they love GAS

What if it’s quiet piano music so my infant won’t cry? (he is scared of buses)

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Three and four hundred fifteen quintillion five hundred ninety two quadrillion six hundred fifty three trillion five hundred eighty nine billion seven hundred ninety three million two hundred thirty eight thousand four hundred sixty three sextillionths

Is less than ten

Pokemon