Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

Best I can do is a Trump smartphone.

“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”

Don’t ever change, New York Post.

Yikes. Her face has more plastic than a pelican’s stomach.

I understood that reference.

If they were as tiny minded and reactionary as you, I guess so ;)

brow furrowing intensifies

I keep hearing this. What are y’all waiting for, things to get bad?

RIP to that poor bee :(

You know when you make a statement, then say “but” it negates the statement, yeah?

Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

They’re LESS lethal. Eat shit.

The tasteful thickness of it…oh my God it even has a swastika watermark.

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.

Jesus, even Bannon managed to sober up long enough to have a good thought.

Replace “children” with “non-consenting people” and you’re getting close. Children are the most non-consenting people in society and deserve special protection accordingly.

When I asked him why he had gone through so much trouble to get to an Ivy League university only to off-load all of the learning to a robot, he said, “It’s the best place to meet your co-founder and your wife.”

Yikes.

There are going to be so many furrowed brows.

I hope they don’t need to write another Strongly Worded Letter!