Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

Ironically and hypocritically

“Predictably” would also fit here.

Cope cord.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.

No.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

Trump was later seen in the cafeteria, shirtless, yelling “DOG WHISTLE!” through cupped hands when he wasn’t licking (what we hope was) chocolate pudding off his fingers.

There’s a song about this* by The Beets from 30 years ago.

* See also: Invidious instance link or mirror selection.

Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

Yes.

That ship sailed when they elected a Catholic. What else could have happened?

The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?

At least the kids probably learned something.

Glad there’s nothing important going on in the world and we can huff Vatican chimney-farts for entertainment instead.

People forget the standard advice: Don’t lock up your legs, bend your knees just enough to have a little movement without it being noticeable at a distance. Gotta find the sweet spot of hydrated without overshooting into the “have to pee every 10 minutes” range too.