Wow! But don’t you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we’ll know who hot food poisoning. And we’ll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That’s why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!

Hopefully they can use it against covid.

The suit is not finished, but we’ll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

I want to see proof that there’s no worm in his knuckle.

Very true.

I’m out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?.. George Carling was the greatest!

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir…nah get in the box!

I’m sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you’ll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

Colbert didn’t even break a sweat.

AOC is #1

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!

Good news everyone!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

He doesn’t care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?

One dey, I’m gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.

I’m afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

Yup. My current one is dying and I’m using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don’t care how badly they try to waste my battery, I’m not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I’m prepared to not use a phone until there’s a reasonably priced Linux phone.

If you decorate your socks, you’ll never lose them again!

He probably was murdered or badly hurt. So that’s probably why…they can’t habeas corpus.