Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.
I like code.
Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.
Monday morning at a software company dude walks into the bathroom smelling like stale tequila. Sits on the toilet next to my stall. Grunts, moans, says exactly this. Proceeds to have explosive diarrhea and pukes on his shoes. It was 7am. What a start to the week. He just powered through. Ran his shoes under the sink and simply went to work. Something tells me this wasn’t his first rodeo.
Wonder if it’s a hunter gatherer type thing. Like F yeah get out there vs I just want to pick berries.
Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you’re too cheap… I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I’m petty like that. A month a ago and I’m still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?
How much are the tickets to your show?
We are witnessing a hate crime.
I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music… Sometimes.
Having lived in Kansas for 4 years… No. Kill me. I refuse to ever again.
No. Tech is cheap. Don’t sell yourself short.
Welp time to watch The Never Ending Story. Falcor 🫀
I was told as a child that the crunch was dead ants. Why any adult would ruin fig newtons for a kid is beyond me.
sudo apt-get purge java* good lord what a simple thing to avoid. I was pretty green at work during the time :(
Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.
:( oh noes
Watchdogs 2. I’m getting to old for this. Recently killed Halo Infinite, Farcry 4 5 6 and some others. Software Engineer. Been unemployed for a bit :/
Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.