The person for whom the word prugly was created.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

This is so med.

Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.

Who lives on a plane?

Do frat boys assault underaged girls?

Yes. This is when you are really good at making your food last longer.

More than 20 minutes

Holding my breath from now on.

Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a64d2903-bdc6-4b86-bf12-bd89c09d06aa

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you’ve sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.

You underestimate the Supre Court Partisans.

faafo

It’s not unless. It’s until, which has more implications.

I will experiment with not eating at Wendy’s in 2025.

This guy couldn’t win an ice cream melting contest if he was standing in hell and everyone else was in Antarctica.