This made my day.

Ol’ JD rolls up to the pearly gates.

Bible God: So, couches?
JD: You betcha! Bible God: C’mon in, my man!

Just a jizzy awful mess up there.

So glad I outgrew GTA back in the early 00s. I get its an ultra-beloved franchise, but after playing I-IV when they were originally released, I realized the formula never really changed aside from the online multiplayer. The lengthy development cycle on these games also leads to dated tropes and cultural references once the release window hits. I remember dipping my toes into V just to see if it would grab me like IV did. Within the first 2 hours, I was eye rolling and groaning at the dialog and character personalities. Full reign crime spree just doesn’t hit quite the same when you can just look outside your window for a comparable experience.

tldr: Unpopular old guy opinion.

Frederick Co VA top user has their information “redacted.” Must be targeting minors (16-17 yr olds)

Anyone else notice a sudden uptick in guillotine related content over the past week or so?

I think when they say “normalize” they actually mean enwhiten.

You’re correct. I’ve been to jail, and I have prescriptions for mental health. Your point, sir?

FTD, MAGArds, and the Gang of Pedophiles (GOP). If you support any of this nonsense, you’re human garbage. It’s that easy. If you don’t support it, yet give someone shit for their comments about people who do support it, well…

This is a variation of something overused to the point of cliche, but… There’s a table of 11 Nazis having dinner. They ask you to join them and you oblige. There are now 12 Nazis having dinner at the table.

Fuckin’ Mall of America on our bucket list as well. There’s like two hotels on site, and I belive they’re building a Waterpark next door.

I have so many Graves to piss on, my entire retirement plan will involve extensive domestic travel.

Right there with you. Maryland and WV’s finest flower here (we have surprisingly decent bud around here).

Fortune comes in threes; this despicable fuckface, Mitch (theoretically dead for at least a decade if not just recently). Fingers crossed for #3.