yeah I don’t think the human brain was meant to cater to a million fans

I’m sorry but who says that all of the good botany questions have been answered??

lol I’m guessing the name Al is finally going to finish dying it’s long, miserable, slow death. No one gonna want Al to get confused with AI

I think they’re more common in the suburbs

talks about hope in English or Farsi?

Just to be sure, have you lived at the same address for all these years? I haven’t, so it’s hard to compare then & now for me.

Wishing is illegal

it does seem ironic, but the majority of profits going to the CEO paycheck is kind of the point!

good luck! it’s British comedy… most of the jokes you’ve heard are stand-alone jokes wrapped up alongside with a hundred other jokes that you haven’t heard… for various reasons.

anime girls don’t exist

oh that’s excellent! that sounds like as comprehensive of a solution as i could desire

While we’re at it, is there a way to export subscribed communities too? Or even to open them via db0?

why would they have shower sex, when they could have sex then shower

Tesla moment

the term won’t be “prison break” but will depend on the jurisdiction that holds the person. if you are being detained by the state police, you’ll get something like “fleeing and eluding” but it depends on your local laws. if you’re in US federal custody then it depends on what they charge you with and how they detain you.

Fleeing would be a separate charge itself. the eighth amendment could get it thrown out but you’d still be able to be charged with it and would at least need to stand trial to be charged within X amount of time.

if, however, you’re illegally detained and the constitution is clearly being violated, then the perpetrators will need to be held accountable. don’t worry about it. you can just wait for the government checks and balances system to save you. they’ll be here any minute now. aaaany minute now.

well, what did the ninth circuit have to say in response?

for classes of stars!

the thing is… there’s gotta be at least a million Americans or more who unironically would say this

Hundreds of thousands of people dressed in red marched through the streets of The Hague on Sunday to demand more action against the “genocide” in Gaza.

“the “”“genocide””" in Gaza"? “”“”“”?

I agree with all of your past tense takes. The future remains to be determined. We might all be flattened at this rate.