My first reaction is that they really are pushing the One Piece allegory farther. Soon a gifted cohort of troublesome Gen-Z-er’s will brag and compare their bounties with each other; smiling wider all the same.

Damn, beat me to it. Take this upvote.

Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.

conceived of the idea of coauthoring a paper for the express purpose of enabling this joke. They followed through on it five years later

The sheer determination and commitment for telling a dick joke. And here I am not being able to tell you if I’ll be employed a year later.

All that hot air kept him buoyant across the Pacific.

I’ve only ever watched that clip and never the movie itself, but damn if I can’t hear that picture.

Wait, can you eli5 why multifactor authentication (MFA) (and maybe also 2-factor authentication apps) is “fuck off” levels?

Is it privacy concerns or something bigger like more points of failure for overall security? Or smaller like not every one has/wants a smart phone?