Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

You forgot to roll for initiative!

… You right mate? Smelling toast at all?

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

So these cunts are attacking the UN now? Reign em in.

Tesla: “hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber”

“Hey boss! Chicken, Lamb, or KALIMAH?”

She’s got a point

28 square kilometres and the dog was only partially burned? That guy shouldn’t play with fire.

“I’ve always wanted to do that!”

Wands up.