That’s a lynching.

Except the bond yields also tank because everyone can see that we’re maxing out the credit cards

Oh no! Anyway…

Don’t make me personally listen to the fucking speech

Oh no

Has DOGE placed an RFQ for 10,000 woodchippers?

Out of the couch

ftfy

Thanks Obama

(Deathpanels?)

I’m not missing you at all!

Maybe if ticketmaster was doing it it would be cool. This is about individuals making profit, which is bad apparently.

My kids like to make magic potions. Same idea.

That bitch has genuine authority tho

The long dark shadow of old crooked Joe

Might as well be written on toilet paper

Yea right, not when the cheeto in chief orders it put into service immediately

Are you joking? The UK is the home of cctv

“All the ways”

Even when the contents are LARGER than the picture

Im paying $12,000 per year for daycare/preschool just so I can go to work.