Welcome to journalism in 202x

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Ok SovCit

Shit up about the eggs!

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Its like an infinite money hack!

Risking? Wtf

So he’s a big ballsack?

Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

1.5M views, I think they’re allowing it.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Besides the obvious

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

But they are soft.