80 something year old head of state dies

It isn’t Trump

Keep trying, Universe. You’ll get there eventually.

It took Lincoln hours to die. Getting shot in the head isn’t as instant of a death as most people think.

And they always break all the mods when they do these updates too! Nobody wants them to update the game, because half the mods aren’t even being worked on anymore and now they’re basically unusable.

Not to mention the Strait of Hormuz. (Didn’t he literally try to rename THAT the Strait of America too?)

Yeah, and Trump is one of most unpopular. People compare the two and Trump looks bad in comparison and he hates that. So he badmouths Zohran now.

Nobody stays in Trumps good books forever. Certainty not if they outshine him.

Well, he DID like him. For a while.

Trump likes winners. But if they make HIM look like a loser, not so much.

I mean, it’s not like they aren’t still taking it away. They praise her and her charity only to take all they can away from it while nobody’s looking.

There are way more eyes on the annoying orange than there ever were on the turtle man.

There’s no way someone wouldn’t anonymously report it to the media or massively fuck up and spill it in some other way.

He’s a professional loser. This is what he does best.

That, and rape little girls.