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8 hours agoLow testosterone? Try Southern View 1900: Speed Limit 35 edition
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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Yeah. All the downvotes shows how wrong I was
212·2 days agoYou dare suggest something that is actually good for everyone? You monster!
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182·2 days agoDownvote this crap
Done. Downvoted your comment.
I upvoted the post though. Doubtful you’d have a problem with that since it isn’t crap
I get the feeling that the “full context” is either just as bad or even worse
2·3 days agoWasn’t that spelled soilent?
Edit. My mistake. It is spelled soylent
11·5 days agoDon’t forget to make the tips touch
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
35·28 days agoDon’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
4·1 month agoI did. I appreciate you looking out for us, Crow-friend 🐦⬛
Encore! Encore! 👏🐲
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
Stoner problems
Edit: just noticed this was posted to adhd and find that equally relatable
A small part of me is kinda curious what that would feel like and I’m sure there’s some actual bdsm product that’s close to it. The kink community has some interesting toys and stuff, so I’d be more surprised if there wasn’t a product like that