All fun and games until a piece of space junk knocks into the satellite and you accidentally cut through the Dutch sea wall.

Cool thanks, we’ll be back for your blood!

I’m shocked… This is my shocked face 😐

I mean everything is approximately to scale i guess, but the further east or west you get from Europe/Africa the more bent things get. Including the area that 75% of the worlds population live.

Ok come up with something that’s better and just as practical.

Of course he is.

Shocker!

Hilarious! Good one, Vance!

Control, the horizon games and stardew valley.

You can do your bit by buying locally produced drugs. You’ll also be supporting the community by creating work for American criminals.

Compromise?

It’s certainly less than optimal.

Correct

It’s the best place. Although tbh for the last few years, there’s been a lot of rain mixed into the snow, because the climate is fucked.

If you live in the wilderness, you should have a boat.

Edit: yes I’m pretty sure I can order a boat for delivery, but if not you can always make something.

It is if you live on the coast. Boats will get you anywhere worth going to.

Ok where I live it’s :

Jan - snow and first sunrise of the year

Feb - snow

Mar - snow

April - snow

May - snow followed by two weeks of thaw, last sunset for 2 months and one week of spring

Jun - warm but no bugs

Jul - where has all my blood gone (mosquitoes and horsefly) sun starts setting again

Aug - same exsanguination issues as July

SEP - too cold for bugs lol

Oct - snow

Nov - Snow last sunrise of the year

Dec - snow

I live in arctic Scandinavia, the mosquitos will fucking exsanguinate your ass.

Everyone has fast internet in the Nordic countries, no matter how rural they live.

You want Norway, Sweden and Finland. You can get fast internett pretty much anywhere and a large portion of the countries are just forest. I actually met a guy in Troms who is the only year round resident of an island that has two ferries a week if you book ahead of time and he has fast internett, as well as a lovely vegetable garden and a plentiful supply of fish.