It’s because those motherfuckers desperately want to meet God and believe Trump is their fastpass to heaven.

Flint, Michigan has some questions…

Relaxation is key. Remember, deep breath in to rest, deep breath out to in.

Is *that *what the spotter does? I always had a different impression.

The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the “splash zone”.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

The current republican party is just the nazi party with a GOP flag.

Yeah, that’s kinda the whole point of religion.

“Monetization Director at Ubistft”

Get fucked, dickbag!

I’ve been toying with the idea of carrying around a short stack of swastika stickers to put on Trump cars just so they know we truly see them.

Nature vs. Nurture says that at least part of the blame is hers.

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Of course modern-day day Cruella deVille designs military gear.

Given what we know about the church, this very well could have been a case of being drugged and coercion.

You may not be interested in what any “celebrity” chooses politically, but there are huge groups of (stupid) people who let the people they like/follow dictate their choices.

As much as the Idiocracy of this is apparent, I don’t mind because it may get more people actually involved.

Politics is a combination of indoctrination and team sport. If not for indoctrination, the conservative team would have very few players.

She was in lockstep with the democratic party, whereas Bernie would have been a gremlin in the machine.

Because, if he were, he would have stepped up and been a father. That’s how Bernie rolls.

Yes, they will.

Not weird. Criminal. The word you’re looking for is criminal.