PrunesMakeYouPoop

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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I just use the printer at work.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

I’m not a fan of induction cooktops that turn off when you lift up the pan. I was cooking soft scrambled eggs at my aunt’s house and kept having to turn the stove back on every time I lifted up the skillet for more than about 3 seconds. It was super frustrating.

Living in the PNW, I would very much prefer to be on permanent summer ti.e, since that way fall and winter night time does not come obscenely early.

It gets very depressing to go to work when it’s still dark, stay in a windowless room while it’s light, minus a few short breaks, and then go home and it’s already dark again.

It sucks, because I want to buy this game, but I refuse to give WotC/Hasbro money, and I don’t want to pirate it because I want to support Larian.
It really sucks.

Thank you.

That escalated quickly…

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Very carefully. But it’s not like you’re really tying your shoes, so it ain’t gotta be great, just good enough to make the mob trip.

In actual DnD I’ve used it to pull people’s pants down twice, once to break concentration and also to start a barroom brawl.
I’ve also used it to sneak in and tie people’s shoe laces together, causing them to trip and go prone when we rushed them into combat.
Most useful cantrip ever.

That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I’ll get is shopping links. It’s super annoying.

I’d eat it.