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If you’re just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk
“B Biden Seım!”
“But Biden Same!”
Ðeıṙ aṙ a’ſ medikėl mægėtſ.
There are also medical maggots.
Saundz moṙ luık ė blendṙ ðæn dju̇ſt ė tuṙbuın.
Sounds more like a blender than just a turbine.
Pṙſėnėlı, Uı’m moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet’z femboı teırosoṙz.
Personally, I’m more fond of the example of prehistoric planet’s femboy pterosaurs.
Ðı aṙ’n letıŋ ð imprȯpṙ Djæpinız ſluıd t bı nuıſ, it’z bikȯz Đı þıŋk a forinṙz aṙ ſ ſtupid ðæt “beıſik etikit” z’n wṙþ ð efṙt t djril intu U̇.
They aren’t letting the improper Japanese slide to be nice, it’s because they think all foreigners are so stupid that “basic etiquette” isn’t worth the effort to drill into us.
ſ fılz moṙ fu̇n, æ u in uI z bikȯz, æt lıſt i hau Uı ſpık, aı fılz tu “opin” f hau Uı prėnaunſ muı uı ſaundz. Luık ſpelıŋ luıt æz “laıt” fılz ƿeı ƿuıdṙ i ð tceſt ðæn hau Uı ſeı it.
ſ feels more fun, and u in uı is because, at least in how I speak, aı feels too “open” for how I pronounce my “I” sounds. Like spelling light as “laıt” feels way wider in the chest than how I say it.
İt’z ė hom-meıd oṙþȯgrifı f Iŋglic.
It’s a homemade orthography for English.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk
N Mı prȯblėm if klikıŋ ė ſpoılṙ tæg z ſėm Hṙkyleyėn efṙt t Y.
Not my problem if clicking a spoiler tag is some Herculean effort to you.
İt’z ƿėn v ðoz “ſitı ȯ ė hil” ſentimintſ. İt u̇pſetſ bumṙz t ægnȯlidj ðæt n ė lȯt v “ekſpırimentıŋ” hæz bin gœıŋ ȯ ſinſ ð ſivil ruıts eırė.
It’s one of those “City on a Hill” sentiments. It upsets boomers to acknowledge that not a lot of “experimenting” has veen going on since the civil rights era.
“Ƿ did it Pætcrik! Ƿ ſeıvd Pælistuın!”
We did it Patrick! We saved Palestine!"
Uı’m lu̇kı Uı’m tuıd t NYS Eırėbz æ n Micigen Eırėbz.
I’m lucky I’m tied to NYC Arabs and not Michigan Arabs.
Æn elektorėl kȯlidj.
An electoral college.
“F ė brıf momimt, Uı þıŋk ð establicmint lṙnd itſ leſėn…”
“For a brief moment, I think the eetablishment learned its lesson…”
ſ z ð onlı ƿėn frėm ėnėðṙ djṙmænik leıŋgwidj, æ İURK, it hæz bin Yuzd i Iŋglic.
ſ is the only one from another germanic language, and IIRC, it has been used in English.
Ð ſtu̇dı ƿėz t ſı ƿėt tuımfreım Shakespeare kᵫd huıpėþetikėlı imṙdj ovṙ. Ð rizu̇ltſ ſu̇djeſt ðæt enı givin mu̇nkı ƿᵫd nıd ė greıtṙ ėmaunt v tuım ðæn ðeıṙ ƿᵫd bı u̇ntil hıt deþ t prėduſ ıvin ė rekėgnuızėbėl ėmaunt v Shakespeare.
The study was to see what timeframe shakespeare could hypothetical emerge over. The results suggest that any given monkey would need a greater amount of time than there would be until heat death to produce ecen a recognizeable amount of Shakespeare.
Where do I ask for that?
Ƿ get it, Y hæv ė brıdıŋ fetic.
spoiler
We get it, you have a breeding fetish.